Friday 25 January 2008

Man flu epidemic hits new high

Man flu is out of control. After a few years as a joke illness stuck in news profile behind diseases such as ME man flu has broken into the main stream with the Death of an A list star in Heath Ledger. A young man stuck down his prime who I am sure was about to move to porn. These great titles you may have missed:
10 things I'd rape about you
The Brothers Rimm
Monster Balls
Brokeback Mounting
Lord of Doggystyle town
It is time for the world to take notice of this problem. It is a travesty that in as modern a world as ours young men are struck down by something that was cured years ago. So this year on March 14th I would like all of you to do something special for Executive relief day, a day when you have to grab this disease by the balls.

PS- Jake Gylenhal if you are reading this you better get yourself checked.

Friday 18 January 2008

News

Kevin Costner turns 53 today exactly 10 years after the death of his career.
Also chess player Bobby Fischer has died today, coincidence I think not.