The PILE

The pile of papers on my desk is actually starting to effect my both physically and mentally. Even as I type I can sense it judging me. Its pushing me off the desc slowly having formed a strong foot hold on the west flank. I am trying to retreat east but a stray file blocks my path. A advancing line of post Its has began to seperate me from my keyboard, I can't have long left. Oh bugger this im going to lunch.