Londoners are bloody grumpy

I was on the tube the other day and it was heading towards a station called Cockfosters. At every stop it announced this as new people were getting on. The carriage was full and not one of the fuckers laughed. I giggled at every stop and laughed out loud at Picadilly. The person who though up the name obviously had a sense of humour, why don't any of you. I wanted to turn to one of them and say "don't you get it Cockfosters, it's like saying twatstella or Ballsgrolsch. It is now my favorite place I have never been, it just squeezed past Phuket.