Friday 25 January 2008

Man flu epidemic hits new high

Man flu is out of control. After a few years as a joke illness stuck in news profile behind diseases such as ME man flu has broken into the main stream with the Death of an A list star in Heath Ledger. A young man stuck down his prime who I am sure was about to move to porn. These great titles you may have missed:
10 things I'd rape about you
The Brothers Rimm
Monster Balls
Brokeback Mounting
Lord of Doggystyle town
It is time for the world to take notice of this problem. It is a travesty that in as modern a world as ours young men are struck down by something that was cured years ago. So this year on March 14th I would like all of you to do something special for Executive relief day, a day when you have to grab this disease by the balls.

PS- Jake Gylenhal if you are reading this you better get yourself checked.

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