Revenge is not best served cold, it's best served hotter than the center of a cheese toasty. If i were to get punched by a man in the street I would not spend time scheming so I could ruin his life, I would punch him right back. The longest I would waite was until his back was turned or he left his nuts unguarded.
The 4 hottest things in the universe:
4: Sand in summer when you have no shoes
3: The garlic butter of Chicken Kiev
2: The Sun
1: The center of a cheese toasty
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