Tax Bill Problem

The only way to get out of a tax bill is lie and lie big. This is no time to say it's in the post, this is a time to say that you now are head of the post office and will no longer touch the inland revenue's mail until they royally fuck off ( unfortunately somebody is currently using this). My plan is to say you are Prince of Jersey and while not connected to the Queen by blood, she owes you big. Many a night has she managed to keep Philip off her by distracting with high quality dairy products. Then tell the tax man that if he does not leave you alone the queen has agreed to build a bridge to Jersey. This bridge will allow your angry cattle into britain where they will advance towards his home destroying everything in thier paths. At this point if he has not hung up on you and filed you under not worth the effort, he will have deffinatly have given you some compensation for insanity.